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Episode 43.1
Saturday, June 6, 2020
“In this mechanised clash of empires…”
 
This show has been sat in the can awaiting release for a long time. So it gets a good dust off, given a oily rub down, and allowed to spooge all over your ears. The last show recorded together before the lockdown started, and sadly the last one in the Gibbon room at Bob’s work, which has since closed. Laurs joins in once more as a guest to provide a fearsome foursome, and hilarity ensues. So take everything said with a pinch of salt because it’s all tongue in cheek. If offended, feel free to replace said tongue with a cock. On this episode you’ll hear:
 
Reactions to not cutting things off.
Viking buttock death and crust-stroking Italians.
Cheese-string theory causes Hawking to twirl in his grave.
Rogga Johansson: Who is this guy?
Strawberry flavour box sets, like an overcooked pop tart.
A repeat of a Rabbiting Review from Big Mark, as time was a bit wibbly-wobbly.
Barbie drumsticks.
Welcome to Denmark! Here, drink this snaps.
Mads, the Danish cock magnet.
Haggis is just for the tourists.
The scent of the 1970’s.
And finally, the beer bill.
 
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Episode 43.0
Saturday, April 25, 2020
“No it bloody isn’t!”
 
It’s christmas in quarantine, and we are languishing in lockdown lunacy. Things are going crazy from the…beer, more than likely. We missed out on the Xmas special due to Dave being in hospital (it’s hip to be square) so we thought we’d rub one out together. Sadly it wasn’t going to work at a distance, so this is what you’ve got. A plethora of Death Metal, that has absolutely no connection to current world events. Honest, Guv’nor. Cheers, tears, beers, steers and Bob. There’s also segments from Kent, a swift word from Mark, and a surprise appearance which is no longer a surprise if you look at the cover image. Enjoy our cacophony of confinement! Now go eat some toilet paper.
 
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Episode 42.9
Friday, February 14, 2020
“Oh crap, what’ll we do about our show?!”
 
It’s an Eleventh Hour episode with just Dave, spinning a load of songs that might float the goats of the most romantic. Listen in to hear him completely forget about his co-hosts, Kent and Bob, until the show’s second half, play some of the finest Metal love songs (not really) and revel in his joy that his doctor has finally let him drink beer again after his hip replacement. Yes, this is our Valentine’s Day Moussaka episode. Why? Because we were bloody hungry!
 
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Episode 42.8
Friday, January 31, 2020
“And now our last hope is a balloon…”
 
This one was recorded over 12 months ago. It can be dated by the mention of the former British Prime Minister, and that Kent destroyed Dave’s iPhone so he had to get a new one. Yep, that’s how long ago it was. This is a special show to both celebrate and criticize Brexit from an completely apolitical standpoint. It was also a great laugh to get drunk, play these songs, and talk bollocks like always. So CAVEAT: it’s all for fun. Happy (Metal) Brexit Day! We have a Bob, so bung him a bundle instead of Big Ben. (Whose f**king idea was THAT anyway?!) We start out trying MBR the old school way - less chat, more music - but that quickly changes as beers get sunk, and we find we can’t seem to shut up. But at least we knew what we were doing! Don’t forget to check out Mark’s Rabbiting Review as well, which this time showcases his top releases of 2019.
On this episode:
Theresa May. Or may not.
No bringing up Carsten again. Or the war.
Kermit Cooper.
Thanos can bring back The Sweeney.
Post-Brexit shoebox housing.
Gummi bear Biafra.
Big Mark’s fisting jokes and forthcoming resignation.
Schroedinger’s Brexit.
 
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Episode 42.7
Saturday, August 17, 2019
“…this needs finishing quicker than…”
 
By now you should have heard the news that Dave has returned to Benediction. This is going to mean a little less free time, but hadn’t ought to change the current schedule that MBR has. To prove this, here’s some brand new content seeing Dave, Kent and Bob joined by a guest, and bloody good mate, Laurs. Or is it Lars? Either way, it’s a corker of a show which may or may not contain the following hilarity:
Darth whiney bitch.
String cheese theory.
Tom Araya on helium.
Well-hung dictators with Canadian holocausts.
Dead musician jokes. (Just not Lemmy.)
Feeling so Thor you can’t go for a pith.
Copenhagen fight club.
Stoner rock, paper, scissors.
Pigs with PhDs.
Urine roulette.
Bob’s record erection.
Danish disco infernos and bloody Vikings!
 
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Episode 42.6
Saturday, July 6, 2019
We (and by that we mean Dave) finally got a show edited. And by that we mean half a show. Confused? Then we'll explain. First half of this episode features the unusual suspects of Bob, Kent and Dave in all their somewhat drunken glory, giving it large with a selection of tracks delivered to the door from multiple nefarious sources. You may hear references to episodes that have yet to air, but that's just the beer talking. We never got to finish that particular episode as the beer talked way too much, so Dave picked up the pieces and recorded the second half last week. It's another delve into his workout playlist, and why not? Because cobblers, that’s why not. On this oddly produced episode you might get to hear:
A drunk review of panda metal.
Miami Vice drum samples.
Really bad cocktails.
Hans Christian Andersen spoilers.
German flying saucers and language lessons.
Something something Cthulhu something.
 
Apologies to Jeze Belle. And Carsten, again.
 
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