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Episode 44.0
Saturday, September 4, 2021
“You’re never involved…”
 
Dave, Kent and Bob are on fine form in this episode. Well it sounds that way at least. It’s probably just the ale talking. Recorded early in 2021, so apologies for the delay. More bands run the gauntlet, more exterminations, more expletives, and a lot of beer and trips to the bathroom. Many thanks to Rob Turman, who sent us money to spend on beverages, and also on the Stygian Dark album mix. So if you think it sounds shit then blame him. He also sent in another song. Blame him for that, too. On this episode there are such tantalising titillations as:
 
Possible intercourse with Jean-Michelle Jarre.
When is an Iniquity album not an Iniquity album?
Asthmatic oral pleasures between March and May.
Lick your laptop in a B-movie frenzy.
JK Rowling’s rubbish book: Gordon Ramsey and the respectable Roe recipe.
A country mile, a baker’s dozen, and a short Stygian walk into a bar.
Bring forth Toyah Wilcox and the nipples!
Bludgeonly time distortions during the “WOOP” count for Guinness.
Kent admits to holes in his musical upbringing. Or ball bag.
Do you have a moment to talk about brains?
Relating bollocks about past hosts.
Is it Canadian, or a stroke?
Nepotism: It rhymes with Benediction. Almost.
Revenge: Best served cold, with feta cheese and dressing.
 
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Episode 43.9
Monday, June 14, 2021
“I am talking ‘ere!!”
 
This show was recorded in March (of this year, obviously) and we would very much like to give thanks to Rob Turman for the donation of beer money AND to the studio costs for Dave’s latest project, Stygian Dark. Speaking of Dave’s projects, he plays one that is over 23 years old that no one has ever heard. You can all shut your Desert Mouth, too. As for the request to keep things short, well it almost becomes the longest show ever. On this episode you can complain about:
 
Scandinavian credit cards.
Lars Ulrich, the famous Finnish plumber.
Dog-licked reading glasses.
Total Nepotism, and Pandora opens up her box. The slut.
We blame the American for previous PC-related violations.
Married With Children, starring Ted Bundy.
How many guitar WHOOOOPS did you count?
The tale of the buttery Spaniel.
Rob T: Thanks for the beer money! The song…not so much.
Dave admits he once sang like a girl. (Once??)
Bob is “don’t mention the war” years old.
 
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Episode 43.8
Thursday, April 8, 2021
“Ladies and Gentlemen…”
 
While we’re not celebrating it on this episode, this show actually marks MBR’s 13th anniversary, from back on April 1st. What we ARE celebrating here is a happy-ish New Year. Indeed, this show was recorded back in 2020 and was going to be the first episode for January 2021. But schedules are currently all wibbly-wobbly, so this one is here now. Better late than never. Though you may want to listen to it before agreeing to the previous sentence. On this show you’ll be getting and regretting:
 
2020: What a bag of shite.
The Corona calibration litmus test.
We hope Sweden is okay!
Dave’s overly loud glasses.
Blasphemy and willy-waving at Jesus.
Black black blackety-black blackened of the blackest blackened black metal.
Aural haemorrhoid cream.
More cheese on your NWOBHM, vicar…or would you prefer a foursome?
Bass guitar, or a bee in a toilet roll?
Black & white TVs are actually colour.
It has come to our attention that Bob’s favourite KISS album is probably “Unmasked.”
 
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Episode 43.7
Saturday, February 27, 2021
“Thanks for these virtual reality glasses…”
 
In yet another Eleventh Hour episode, Dave not only plays his pick of 2020 - and a couple from 2021 - but he also premiers a track (maybe two?) from his new project STYGIAN DARK.
And there was much rejoicing.
 
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Or don’t. Just drink beer. That’s good too.
 
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Episode 43.6
Saturday, January 23, 2021
“Holy Moley, that’s a…”
 
A special show this time around, highlighting the brand new for 2021 sampler from Transcending Obscurity Records. This is a label very close to Dave’s hearts, as several of his bands are signed to them. In fact, you can hear a track from his new project HELLFROST AND FIRE on the show - as well as another only for MBR listeners. Check out the rest of the awesome bands on the sampler, and go get it for yourself. It’s free, but throw some shekels towards the label if you can. Dave also give a 30 second tease of his other new project STYGIAN DARK at the end of the show. So stop reading this and go and listen, you bellend!
 
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A weekly dose of Metal scrutiny, brought to you by David Ingram (Down Among The Dead Men, Ursinne & Echelon vocalist, ex-Hail Of Bullets/Bolt Thrower/Benediction), Bob Thunder (ex-Evil & Ripe) and Kent Diamond. Bands face Extermination as we critique submitted tracks while quaffing a few frosty ales. Metal, beer, and tongue-in-cheek humour.
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